July 26, 2010

Undy's Epic Email Report of the Great Crony Trip to Scotland (Reprinted)

The following is a reprint of Undy's email to the league dated July 26, 2010 wherein he provides a brief recap of the epic golf trip that he, K.C. Budzik, Jason Diwik and Andrew Andrew Lorms took to Scotland last week:

Good Morning Cronies,


Scores from Over the Pond were reported as the following:

Elie Golf Club     BU=91, AL = 97, JD = 88, KB  =  89    Severe Wind on an ocean course, possibly my finest round.  Lorms was strung out from the flight and his hook in the wind was uncontrollable.     Missed our tee time, which added stress on Andy.

Royal Dornoch       BU=91, AL=81, JD= 91, KB= 103       Lorms had his game back.   With a par on 18 he shoots a 78, which would have rivaled any DeLeone round, but he found a bush and took a triple.  We have the whole bush fiasco on video.   Conditions were ideal.

Nairn Dunbar       BU=84, AL=97, JD= 101, KB = 96     Feeling good about themselves and having the morning open we went to a local inland course.   We were all hungover from partying in the town of Dornoch.   Lorms was a mess and his score showed it.    Diwik and I drilled them in Vegas for 95 pounds.   Good Conditions.

Nairn   BU=90, AL = 82, JD = 103, KB = 96      Lorms got some food and some pints and therefore found his game.   Good conditions until hole 13 when the rain moved in.   Played until 9:00 pm as it is light until 10:00 pm.    Lorms and Budzik won Vegas and won 206 pounds.

Castle Stuart  BU=97, AL = 90, JD = 97, KB = 92    Severe Rain the entire round.   Nice new course with wide fairwarys.  Diwik and Underwood win 77 pounds in Vegas.   They were getting killed at the turn and then each found a birdie on the back.   Mine being a 60 foot bomb.  Did I mention, rain.

Royal Troon    BU= 101, AL =  89, JD = 89 with a 50 on the front and 39 on the back, KB=98      Diwik and Underwood win 91 pounds in Vegas.   Ideal sunny conditions.

Royal Turnberry   BU = 98, AL=92, JD=111,    With Budzik gone we played 3 man WEGAS.   Tough gambling game on a tough golf course.  Ideal Sunny conditions. Diwik loses 137 pounds and Underwood wins 122 pounds.    Great Great golf course.   Man, Watson could have changed the history of golf.    By the way we completely butchered the 18th hole-

Prestwick   BU=95, AL = 82, JD =  93   Held the first 12 opens here.  


Totals for the trip=    BU  747 average 93.37      AL =  710 average 88.75     JD =  773 average 96.62     KB  = 568 average 94.66  

Lorms =  On our entire trip medal bet I win by 3 shots with the 5 shots per 18 holes handicap.    

See you tonight !  Try explaining to your wife you have golf league after the above trip.