- Tommy Freiburger, who shot 41/34 after being hypnotized to be "more motivated"
- John Brinkman, who shot 41/37 in the middle of his annual visit to Renewal Period Hell
- Commissioner Steve Porterfield, who shot 43/38 while being inundated with questions on how the USB ports work, and
- Joe Barrett, who shot 51/38 to make himself feel better after suffering through a grueling few days of disappointment, ridicule and being forced to warm up to Baker Mayfield (at least outwardly).
Somehow, Freiburger and Barrett put a 32.5 to 12.5 beatdown on Defending Champs BBirdies. (Arguably, there should be a comma after Barrett.) Somehow is your leader in the team standings after Week 1. They are followed closely by Mr. A (32 pts) and Bird's Nest (31 pts).
With 12 point wins, Joe Ayers and Steve Porterfield jumped out to the early lead in the Individual Standings, while Freiburger sits atop the Crony Cup standings with a 30 point first place finish. The 41/34 was Freiburger's best round since a 39/32 in Week 10 of last year. All eyes will be on him in Week 2 to see if he can take it deeper and deeper, way down ...