PPaging BBirdies!

Week 2 is in the books and so is 1/8 of the season. Many of us are still waiting for our golf swings to awaken from their long winter slumber. Among them, BBirdies. Mr. A took them to the woodshed in Week 2, 35 to 10, leaving our defending champs 0 and 2 out of the gate and mired in dead last place. The first half is far from over, but Brinkman and Burkley will need to turn things around in Week 3 against Late Night w/ Chetterman if they are going to keep hope alive.

Mr. A rode their 35 to 10 win into first place in the team standings. Up next is Stanky Stix, who somehow mustered up a 36.5 to 8.5 thumping of Somehow.

The Bird Man, Scott Lee, got a haircut prior to Week 2, then gave one to Ryan Webb. Lee shot a 43/35 for the week on his way to a 12.5 to 2.5 victory. Lee tied for low net honors with G. May, who shot a 42/35 to rally from posting the worst net score in Week 1. The elder May also posted low gross in Week 2, tied with Webb (42/39).

Speaking of the elder May, the league's old bull squared off against a red-hot Tommy Freiburger in Week 2, the league's young bull. Freiburger came into the match fresh off of a 41/34 low gross/low net performance in Week 1. But on this day, May's experience and poise proved too much for the talented youngster. Expect Tommy to rebound from this disappointing loss and use it for motivation over the remainder of the year. And if that doesn't work, expect another trip to the hot young hypnotist. Actually, expect that in any event.